The Hip-flask Bible is a bit different to most Bibles. Unlike the King James Version, for example, it doesn’t claim to be profitable for doctrine, reproof, correction, or instruction in righteousness. But it does open unto you to reveal a 4oz stainless steel hip-flask.
Drink deep from its pages, all ye who thirst, and verily it will be easier to sit through the sermon.
Click here to order! Just £15.
Thanks to mgeorge for discovering the Hip Flask Bible